Woo! The Lyric page! Hey, just so you guys will know: All of these songs are copyrighted! ( I got them copyrighted lucky me. My friend's dad works for some awesome company YAY!)
So we'll definately come after you if you take them.
And you'll die.
Johnny Is A Man Now
Johnny was first a boy
And then he found a girl
And then they fell in Lo-o-o-o-ove
He really liked her
He really thought she was great
They went on a date,
Her name was kate
They stayed up La-a-a-a-ate
(Chorus)
Johnny is a man now
What happened then to Johnny?
Did he do the naughty?
Oh no I hope not, Jonny.
(Verse Two)
They both thought it was time,
So they drank a lot of wine
They really crossed the L-i-i-i-i-ine
Johnny became a man,
But kate's mom moved her to Pakistan
He'll do what he can
But for now he's the man
with the girl of his dreams who ran
(Bridge)
Oh no I hope not Johnny
Say it isn't so
I hope you used protection
For the girl who let you go
Hippies
Let's all dress like Hippies and take our clothes off
But if we dress like Hippies we'll have clothes on
So let's all dress like hippies and leave our clothes on
And when we're done.... we can take our clothes off!
(Chorus)
And We'll dance with the moon
But the moon doesn't dance
So we'll take our clothes off instead
(Verse 2)
Let's all dress like Hippies and smoke some pot
But if we smoke some pot we might get stoned
And if we get stoned, we might do bad things
And of those things might be taking our clothes off
(Chorus)
And we'll dance with the moon
But the moon doesn't dance
So we'll all get stoned instead
(Verse 3)
Let's all start a colony on the moon
We'll all end up naked pretty soon
We'll all dance with the moon that doesn't dance
In the clothes that we'll take off instead
(Chorus)
And we're stoned on the moon
And the moon doesn't dance
And we're all dressed like Hippies
So we'll take our clothes off instead
Yes we'll take our clothes off instead
Road Trip
Sitting on the High way, watching beetles cross the road
It's three in the morning, it's not hot but it's not cold.
Suddenly it hits me like a diesel truck running me over
My car is stranded I'm in Utah and my house is in Dover
Suddenly it hits me like that diesel truck coming my way
He stops the truck and he says "Are you stuck on the highway?"
(Chorus)
"Yes, it's a very long drive,
No, I won't kidnap you,
Yes, I will keep you alive,
Yes, it's a very, very long drive."
And I said "All right."
(Verse 2)
Sitting on the passenger side watching beetles on my clothes
It's four in the morning, the driver's hot but i'm still cold
Suddenly it hits me: I am riding in the car with a stranger.
Something clicks inside me and alarms go off: Danger danger
Suddenly it hits me he could kill me now and I'd be gone
But if I left him I would have no way of getting back home
(Chorus)
No, he doesn't seem weird
Yes, I've a gun in my purse,
No, I've not used the bathroom
No, no... wait, my gun's not in here... Oh dear.
(Verse 3)
Traveling through Pennsylvania, West Virginia, Maryland
Finally we made it, Delaware was at the end.
Suddenly it hits me like a diesel truck, running me over,
I want to live with him forever now, not in Dover
Suddenly it hits me like that diesel truck, coming my way
That crazy bastard ran me over, I'm "stuck" on the highway.
